Why do you force us to listen to the rubbish you spout? you don’t talk with us; you talk at us, we can’t get a word in because you don’t shut up long enough.

It’s all about you as well isn’t it? you, you, you, you. God how I wish you’d shut up long enough to let your arse breathe.

And your loud and rather annoying laughter doesn’t help either.

Please shut up!