Dear best female friend,

You keep going out with assholes, and then you cry on my shoulder.

You could tell these guys have no respect for women at first sight, but you deliberately choose them.

Then, they cheat on you, and you are so surprised. And every single time, I must be here for you. I listen to you explaining your \\”love\\” affairs, as well as your sex affairs, and complaining on how unfortunate you are, while I have been single all my life, but you never care about me.

Just open your eyes, and dump those jerks, and either stay fucking alone, or find yourself a nice guy.

Sincerely, your best friend.