Why, oh why, oh WHY must crowds of young Japanese girls - never less than 14 at a time - stand in a gaggle at the bottom of escalators on the London Underground? Is this a sight-seeing tip given in Japanese guide books for London?

I am so tempted to shout at you to GET OUT OF THE SODDING WAY!!!!!

And someone should tell you that cardigans went out in the 80s.

*simper*