I do realise we resemble cattle when making our way to and from the fully packed trains, tubes and buses, when we’re herded through the gates and into our cattle transportation devices.

But could we please agree not to SMELL like cattle? There is a wonderful new invention called ‘deodorant’, and good olf soap and water wouldn’t do any harm either.

This goes for you too, Mr Idontcareifyourheadgotstuckinmyarmpit.