P, when I heard S punched you in the face I was kinda glad though maybe she shouldn\’t have done it like that because you do think that you are better than everyone else. It might have been a shock and as I said it shouldn\’t have happened like that you too I think were out of your depth - you are not completely blameless- you went a bit to far in My eyes. You tried to make Me feel worth less than you and I\’m not.

Hello. I am not talking to you since you done that on My Dad- ringing the police accusing him of robbing your leather jackets. He never touched them P and I am so angry with you- the police came into our house you f**ked up cow. Why don’t you stay away from us with your s**t. I hope you are ashamed of yourself blackening My Dad’s name like that. I am so mad with you. You two need to grow up I can’t be sorting out your problems.

Hello, I am writing to you to tell you what I think you and your company have done to Me is terrible.
People make mistakes- it is how We learn; and should not be punished for them. I made a mistake after having tried many routes to avoid this happening and having made you aware that it would only be a matter of time before this would happen and you and your colleagues left Me sweating. I am appalled.
When I put the money in the till when it was short it was done out of sheer panic as My position was at stake. It is not like I did something wrong or took money from the till, I was putting My own money in which is not something I wanted to do. I will not feel like I am a bad person for what I did I tried everything I could and if you and your company can\’t change your rules then I am happy I am not there now and I can move on. I am just bitter and a bit sore after I gave four years of My life not claiming social welfare working part-time for it to come to this. I am Mad at you .

Hello J I just want to say I think You are a brilliant Footballer- Don\\’t start drinking and smoking. I think it will make things worse for your game.
All the best,
With Love,

I just wanted to tell you something- that your wife T goes out to nightclubs when you are at work at night and sleeps with other Men  so I\’ve heard. She comes Back to My Mam\’s house and they talk about it. She told Me.
I am so sorry to be the bearer of bad news for you. I can only imagine that this is pulling out your heartstrings at the moment and maybe even hard to take in but I assure you it is happening. You are not alone, You have Friends. I understand that there may be tough times for you now now that you have heard this but We are here for you.

All I can say is bleughhhh, that\’s how I felt when I woke from a nap and now the husband will not shut up talking to his mates on the computer!!! ARRGGHHH SHUT UP!!!

Time for bed I think.

I am still so sad and hurt that the wotld took you so young at only 6 months old!
Some people say that I killed you!!
I hope you know I only did it so you didnt have to suffer anymore pain and discomfort!
My baby boy Blue…never to be forgotten as only 4 other doggies in the world have been sick like you were xx

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ok. your behaviour is fucking inappropriate. you know it or you would make it public. you KNOW this. you know this is fucking unwelcome and yet you persist. with every overture, i take seven more steps back, BIG, fucking steps. you get off on it and you know what? i can HEAR your horribly self righteous tone telling yourself that it is simply not your issue, it is ALL my problem. wrong. very, very, fucking, wrong. but each and every time you do this, it just reminds me to Steer Well Clear.

Can’t wait to see what Santa brings you