I was gutted to see you vanish from the web last night; ok so it’s illegal to do what we were doing but god did you save me a ton of money!
I hope you’re back up soon……….

They’re not your books! So why do you feel you have the right to make notes, underline paragraphs and highlight sentences in them? I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT RELEVANT, I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN MIND UP. Didn’t your parents teach you MANNERS? Some respect for someone else’s (or communal) property would […]

Why so much noise? We are all in the same room for gods sake, stop shouting!

How it it that after waiting ten minutes for my food to be done; it’s still arrives cold and stale?
So who got the fresh batch cos it sure wasn’t me!
Ex Kfc customer

I hate you more with each delay you subject me to; and each packed train you force me to squeeze me onto.

Thank god for people like you and the modern techie machines that allow you to do the fantastic work you do.
Thank you for saving her life.

I hate fat men who wedge themselves into the seat beside you on the train, and expect you to sqeeze up to accommodate their pie-eating habits.
Well, fat man, I PAID FOR THAT SEAT. Go sit in the luggage rack, and let me breathe out.
Ban double-seaters on public transport, I say!

I do realise we resemble cattle when making our way to and from the fully packed trains, tubes and buses, when we’re herded through the gates and into our cattle transportation devices.
But could we please agree not to SMELL like cattle? There is a wonderful new invention called ‘deodorant’, and good olf soap and water […]