Dear Ebay Buyers

On each and every advert I make it 100% clear that I only take paypal, I don’t take any other form of payment.
So why do you idiots bid for my item knowing you don’t have a paypal account?
No I don’t want a check or postal order, either get a paypal account or fuck off and […]

Dear Life

Some days I want to walk away from you forever. I hate who and what I am but fear I will never be able to change.

Dear Ebayers

I love it when you start a bidding war on my items. it’s win win win for me.
Keep it up!

Dear Carpet Right

Thank you for sending a man round to measure up. However your quote was massive and unrealistic. Your salesmen are lousy and uninterested in listening to customers wished.
We’re very glad to have managed to photograph your clipboard containing all the measurments and floor plans.
Even happier to have got all the carpet for half […]

Dear porn link poster

Dear poster jvgjcfth
DO NOT POST ANY MORE PORN LINKS ON THIS WEB SITE
If you post anymore, I can and will have your web site closed down.
Dear other posters and readers
I am working with our wonderful site builder Digital Spaceboy to resolve this problem for good.
Jamie

Dear Sainsburys

Whilst in one of your stores today I witnessed a member of your staff abuse an elderly lady.
No matter what the provocation your staff should never behave in such an appaling way to it’s customers,
There is never justification for screaming abuse at customers, nor yelling, ‘for £6 and hour I don’t need this Sh*t, […]

Dear post office

your online mail redirection service was very simple to set up.
So why haven’t you redirected the mail? It’s been a month since it should have begun and not one bit of mail has arrived here.
100% crap service as usual. Damn right I have complained and I want my £15.55 back.

Dear Ascham homes

Told you we wasn’t paying twelve grand for five windows but you wouldn’t listen would you…
We win! hahahahaha!

Dear Germ Spreaders

Stay home and keep your germs to yourself.
Why on earth do you insist on getting on crowded tubes when you’re clearly suffering with something the rest of us would rather not catch four weeks before Christmas?

Dear Game stores

You are such a rip off when it comes to trading in old games. we pay approx £35-£40 per game when new. You only offer £10-£15 on a trade in. I notice you then sell them pre owned at almost full the origional retail price.
And you wonder why people download and use modchips.
blood suckers!