I’m sorry I didn’t give up my seat for you on the bus. I know we should always stand for the elderly and all that. However I had walked miles and my legs felt like they were about to snap and fall off. Forgive me but on this one occasion I needed that seat more […]

I’m so sorry the dog attacks the letter box every time you call. She comes over like a mad thing at the mere sniff of a postman. We have tried training her out of it.
The one thing she did learn from the training was to stop ripping the post to shreds, so I guess […]

I long for a day when stabbings no longer dominate the news and young lives stop being wasted on our streets. How can it be cool to carry a knife when so many lives are lost to them? What is this violent explosion that’s hitting our streets?
Put the knife down, before you’re tempted to […]

Your service is rubbish, your problem solving skills are even worse.
Goodbye, we’re leaving you for good.

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Is it wrong that my longest ever relationship is with my dealer?

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You had no right to take £50 from my account using the details of an out of date debit card. I’m even more cross because I don’t have that product registered anymore.
Thank you for at least making the refund fairly painless, For that much you redeemed yourself.
Angry from London

Every two years my visa card expires; every two years I’m told a new card has been issued. Every two years it fails to arrive.
Spot a pattern here?
This really is beyond belief; after twenty years of complaints, I’d have hoped you’d do something. I am locked out of my account until the card arrives.
I am […]

On each and every advert I make it 100% clear that I only take paypal, I don’t take any other form of payment.
So why do you idiots bid for my item knowing you don’t have a paypal account?
No I don’t want a check or postal order, either get a paypal account or fuck off and […]