I can’t go on like this.
You’ll go for weeks, months even, without speaking to me, and then suddenly announce that you miss me and want to meet up. Even when we do see each other you ignore me for your friends that you see every day.
I remember when we were making plans. We wanted to […]

Dear best female friend,
You keep going out with assholes, and then you cry on my shoulder.
You could tell these guys have no respect for women at first sight, but you deliberately choose them.
Then, they cheat on you, and you are so surprised. And every single time, I must be here for you. I listen to […]

Am so excited, I just circumcised. Can’t wait for it to heal. They said I should wait 6 weeks before I test drive it.mmmmhhhhh can’t wait

Dear Whomever
Life is tough, we are always told to get over it.It is very sad to see all your university peers lead their decent lives while yours is sinking.I have an accounting degree,hounors degree, had a wonderful job until we merged.Ever since then my life is going down, whereas my friends are getting new jobs, […]

Everything in my life is going downhill but the thing that upsets me most is how I feel like my boyfriend is always looking for something better. There are 3 girls that he knows I’m insecure about; his ex-girlfriend of three years, and two blonde girls that he seems to be getting closer and closer […]

After 3 months of owning a top of the range mobile bought at the care prune whorehouse, in ankerside , and on the amberish network, I have decided that part of the training course to be a mobile phone retailer is to learn to lie, bend the truth and generally take the pistow out of […]

Hi all, I’m 35 years old (and drunk at the moment) I’ve just come back from playing darts and both my kids were awake. Being drunk I decided it would be a good idea to tell them what a failure their dad is (not good when your drunk and it makes your 9 year old […]

I always seem to be down lately, but unlike some I have no reason to.
I may not be sad, but I’m certainly unhappy

You make my head spin
I needed someone
No
I needed you
With your deflective ways and brutal honesty
But I didn’t expect you would talk to me after all this time
After all I did
I really wish things could have been different
I wish I could see you
Even if it was just for one last time
Every time I see your name […]

So, we went on a date and you decided you didn’t like me. It happens. But you DO NOT exchange several text messages, say explicitly that you’d like to go on a second date and then just vanish off the face of the earth! Why the heck couldn’t you have had the guts to […]