It doesn’t matter how big you make the bars, or how many squares they contain. you won’t beat me. I’ll still finish you off in one sitting.
*burp*

Why is buying a house so damn hard? Why do I fret and fret about how hard it will be to live in one place or another? Why is the perfect house not the perfect house for the mortgage company? Why can’t I be a snail instead? >:-/

I will crack you even if it takes all year. It can’t be that hard to make you work.
*chucks another wasted disc into the bin*

you’re killing my eyesight, that’s fourteen hours sat staring at a screen today.
I’ll go blind at this rate but still I can’t get you to work right.
I give up

Please please please let me win, any amount, just a win would be nice! :o)
Thank you

You and I are going to be best buddies, you are NEVER going to give me a moments worry or trouble,
Why?
Because you are NEVER going online!
You are simply for writing, video editing and music,
That’s why we’ll live long and happy together.
love you

Why do you always break just when I have no spares and I’m in a rush?

I am kind of sad to see you go; we spent nine happy years together, for a long time you were my sanctuary, my bolt hole away from the world.
Today may be the last chance I get to spend time with you before the sale completes.
It’s time for us to say our final goodbyes. […]