I’m walkin’ here!

Beige Caravan
Beige Mind.

Thanks very much for waiting long enough for me to get to the bus stop this morning. Pity you drove off once I reached the door! useless prat of a driver.
Moron, hope your willy goes green and falls off. That would knock the silly grin off your face.
MUPPET

Look, I’m not allowed on the pavement, so you’re sharing the road with me. Tough, but it’s gotta be done. That also means you kind of have to try not to kill me. It’s not that hard, just stop thinking of me as the enemy and extend the same courtesy to me as you do […]

Did you ever take your test? somehow I doubt it the way you drive, here’s hoping the police pull you over soon.
Shocking way to behave, your car is not a battering ram!!