I will walk you I promise, please stop giving me that sad look. I understand that you have woken up and want to play but I need coffee first dammit!

Going into the kitties cupboard and stealing a sachet of their food is cheeky!
Although I did have to laugh at you parading round the living room, sachet in mouth, very proud of yourself for being so clever.
But no you can’t eat it, it’s the cats food!

Dear lulu .. hope you feel better soon , you have us really worried. xx

You died , thirteen years old ..
My heart is broken , just been to get your ashes today …in a wooden little box with a plate with your name on .. Sorry we werent there to hold you but mika did and she let you feel our love .. we all miss you and toby […]

Sorry I had the nerve to go away for the week, however I am back. You can stop clinging to me now, I’m here to stay.

Cats generally catch mice or birds, trust you to be different.
What is this fascination with worms?
Why do you need to bring them home so often? It’s not as if you do anything with it once you’ve dragged it through the cat flap. You just sit there watching it wiggle across the floor.
Stop attacking the dog; […]

Quit with the silent farting!
I know this stench is down to you. No human could ever smell that bad!