Cats generally catch mice or birds, trust you to be different.
What is this fascination with worms?
Why do you need to bring them home so often? It’s not as if you do anything with it once you’ve dragged it through the cat flap. You just sit there watching it wiggle across the floor.

Stop attacking the dog; it was me that took the worm away, not her.

I just made the first feline house rule……. No more worms!